Random Inanities

queenoftheconfettiparade:

I can’t draw, but I’m on summer break and have no friends yet 

SO give me something to do

I don’t expect a lot but just in case I’m setting the limit of May 25th, sorry if you get this afterwards.

Have your submission boxes open loves. 

(via hunterinabrowncoat)

flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” 

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

(via ashcatonfire)

Last night I had a dream that I was dating this Redhead, but it turned out he was actually a set of identical triplets who all thought they were dating 3 different girls, when in fact i was dating 3 different guys and they were all dating me. 

It was a weird ass dream

fancybidet:

thisgingerisback:

i particularly hate men who react to you discussing or mentioning your period with “I didn’t need to know that!” or “TMI!!!”

jerk there’s a lot of things you don’t need like you don’t need to be breathing my oxygen

get the fuck out

It’s like DON’T YOU KNOW YOU COULD HAVE BEEN FLUSHED AWAY LIKE SO MUCH SHED UTERINE LINING?

chipcococafe:

Steamed Totoro Cupcakes with recipe (spanish)

(via luminousrogue)

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

(via shewaschurningbutter)

(Source: memories-dontdie, via thatvegancosplayer)

stfusexists:

faineemae:

queenofadodi:

Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? 

Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?

Super relevant. 

(Source: morenamagia, via eatmyprimadonna)

candlebud:

cuntused:

candlebud:

people that wish dragons were real

are you sure

ARE

YOU

POSITIVE

The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. 

sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons

(via shewaschurningbutter)

(Source: womanofeternaldarkness, via musicpnppl)