31 7 / 2014

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

(via vegantine)

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via bestsregardsfromhell)

29 7 / 2014

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

29 7 / 2014

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via thebicker)

29 7 / 2014

i’ve re-taken up the trumpet after a 5 year haitus. Partially because i miss playing the trumpet but mostly because i hate my neighbours. 

29 7 / 2014

  • 1: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • 1: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • 2: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

29 7 / 2014

professionalfangirl4ever:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

Love this!

(via poutyblaine)

28 7 / 2014

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via royalelectric)